What's the deal with God's obsession with foreskin?
From the mouth of Troy:
The guy in the cube next to mine was surprised to find a gloryhole in his cube wall, but he was even more surprised by my penis in it. I'm like, dude, don't you know what a gloryhole is for?
From the mouth of Troy:
I shit my pants in the shower. I don't know why I was wearing pants in the shower.
From the mouth of Troy:
The truth is wrong, so sometimes you have to lie to make it right.
From the mouth of Troy:
The truth is wrong, so sometimes you have to lie to make it right.
From the mouth of Troy:
Truth is crude. Lies are warm and pretty. We make women wear them all over their face. I prefer crude.
From the mouth of Troy:
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's those damn leprechauns.
From the mouth of Troy:
I'd tell you the irony of it all, but I've never really understood irony.