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Episode 2
The Dilemma
See the previous Sally cartoon
From the mouth of Troy:
I did my best to give my boy a name the other kids wouldn't make fun of, but alas, I failed. I'm so sorry, Flukhed.
From the mouth of Troy:
I have two modes: I am either scratching my balls or wishing I could be scratching my balls.
From the mouth of Troy:
I wonder if I had a little mushroom penis I would start hating immigrants.
From the mouth of Troy:
No matter how much moisturizer I put on my hand, it's still dry. Hopefully it will be better after the doctor reattaches it.
From the mouth of Troy:
Dang... I just found out I'm stupid. Now what?
From the mouth of Troy:
No matter how much moisturizer I put on my hand, it's still dry. Hopefully it will be better after the doctor reattaches it.
From the mouth of Troy:
I'm so tired of being judged for my giant penis.
From the mouth of Troy:
What's the deal with God's obsession with foreskin?