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NEWS and UNINFORMED OPINION (Page 6)

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LUKALIPS DESTRUCTION CO THROWS GALA TO CELEBRATE ONE MILLION VIDEO VIEWS

March 29, 2010

Roland
Roland is seen here celebrating this historic milestone.

TROY LUKKARILA TAKES BRAVE STAND AGAINST CLAMP TRAPS
"I HAD TO GNAW MY OWN F**KING LEG OFF!"

November 5, 2009

Troy Lukkarila gnaws off his leg.
Editorial by Troy Lukkarila:

OK, I get it! Stealing copper from air conditioners is wrong! But did I deserve this? Wasn't the punishment just a bit excessive? I spent three hours eating off my own leg to escape this ridiculous bear trap! That's three hours I'll never get back! And I had to do all without anything to drink and without a side dish. I mean, sure my leg tasted good and all, but it was too much of a good thing. Now if I had a little salad and some wine to offset the flavor, the whole experience wouldn't have been so bad. Anyway, that was one of my favorite legs and I'm going to miss it. Bear traps suck!

BLOW UP THE MOON

June 29, 2009

Nearly a year after I first proposed the moon's destruction (see July 22, 2008 ) it seems other people have jumped on the bandwagon. Here is a link I happen to come across to a petition to blow up the moon. The poster has no affiliation with me.
https://www.petitiononline.com/156840/petition.html

TROY WINS FIRST PLACE AT MONSTER MASH
(Jacksonville Public Library 6th Annual Film Festival)

May 09, 2009

Troy Lukkarila celebrates with his trophy

TROY LUKKARILA TALKS ABOUT HUMOR

February 12, 2009

RUSH LIMBAUGH'S DITTOCAM

January 26, 2009

Rush Limbaugh fondles his manboobs on the dittocam
So I decided to check out Rush Limbaugh's dittocam. All he did was sit there, look into the camera and play with his manboobs while he made little kissing sounds. I'm just confused -- is that his new shtick? I admit that the show was somewhat entertaining and more informative than of his other shows I've seen. It just seems like it's going to get old is all. I mean, how long can people watch this without getting sick?

TROY LUKKARILA TALKS ABOUT MUSIC

January 11, 2009


TROY LUKKARILA'S LAST LECTURE

December 30, 2008

TROY LUKKARILA HAS A EVEN MORE MODEST PROPOSAL

September 21, 2008


TROY LUKKARILA PLEADS FOR NEW LIVER

September 21, 2008

TROY LUKKARILA DECLARES WAR ON THE MOON

July 22, 2008

TROY LUKKARILA OFFERS CHALLENGE TO NATION'S KIDS

July 22, 2008

I NEVER NOTICED IT BEFORE, BUT EMMET OTTER’S MOM IS KIND OF HOT

May 13, 2008

Something about getting older makes a man appreciate a different class of female. It’s not all about T & A. You see the other endearing and beautiful qualities of the opposite sex you previously missed with your tunnel vision.  I certainly never thought about it as a kid, but it’s true: Emmet Otter’s mom is hot! Not only is she a MILF, but she’s also a PILF (Puppet I’d Like to F*ck). I guess for the record, she’s also an OILF (Otter I’d Like to F*ck). I mean come on! Look at those beautiful black eyes and that cute fur. How could a man resist that?
Emmet Otter's mom talks dirty
Underneath that dress is one lucky puppeteer!

TOYOTA PLANT IN JAPAN CAN'T HANDLE BIG AMERICAN TURDS

May 12, 2008

A close friend of mine who occasionally works at a Toyota factory in Japan sent me this photo from the factory restroom. Apparently when the Americans visit, the toilets mysteriously clog up. USA! USA! USA!
Japanese toilets can't handle American poop
BTW, there is no such word as "dividebly".
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