I asked him to get off of his soapbox so I could get the soap.
From the mouth of Troy:
Spontaneous human combustion is extremely rare, therefore I've always found it bewildering I've witnessed it occur so many times to people I meet.
From the mouth of Troy:
I asked him to get off of his soapbox so I could get the soap.
From the mouth of Troy:
I've just never been committed enough to be a good alcoholic.
From the mouth of Troy:
The guy in the cube next to mine was surprised to find a gloryhole in his cube wall, but he was even more surprised by my penis in it. I'm like, dude, don't you know what a gloryhole is for?
From the mouth of Troy:
I have two modes: I am either scratching my balls or wishing I could be scratching my balls.
From the mouth of Troy:
What's the deal with God's obsession with foreskin?
From the mouth of Troy:
I'm a good looking man when the lights are out as long as you don't touch me and I don't speak.