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Episode 2
The Dilemma
See the previous Sally cartoon
From the mouth of Troy:
The truth is wrong, so sometimes you have to lie to make it right.
From the mouth of Troy:
How come nobody has figured out how awesome I am?
From the mouth of Troy:
Anything interesting can be ruined by dullards.
From the mouth of Troy:
I'm planning on kicking the habit. I'm planning on slapping her, too.
From the mouth of Troy:
I shit my pants in the shower. I don't know why I was wearing pants in the shower.
From the mouth of Troy:
Got to heaven only to find God is an annoying name dropper.
From the mouth of Troy:
Believe me, I am quite aware of just how stupid I look when I'm dancing.
From the mouth of Troy:
When I looked in the toilet and saw undigested corn I didn't think it unusual until I realized it was still on the cob.