From the mouth of Troy:

The guy in the cube next to mine was surprised to find a gloryhole in his cube wall, but he was even more surprised by my penis in it. I'm like, dude, don't you know what a gloryhole is for?

From the mouth of Troy:

How many of your boyfriends am I going to have to kill before I'm the next in line? Jeez, it ought to be my turn by now.