From the mouth of Troy:

If monkeys fly out of your butt, it makes me wonder what you were eating. Did you find a little baby winged monkeys to eat? If so, I'd like to try some.

From the mouth of Troy:

How come nobody ever let me in on this whole masturbation thing until now? This is awesome! What will they come up with next? I won't give away the ending in case you haven't tried it.