How come nobody ever let me in on this whole masturbation thing until now? This is awesome! What will they come up with next? I won't give away the ending in case you haven't tried it.
From the mouth of Troy:
Truth is crude. Lies are warm and pretty. We make women wear them all over their face. I prefer crude.
From the mouth of Troy:
I was little pissed off at first, but in retrospect I think it was probably a good idea of the court to take my kids away from me. Besides, I can always make more.
From the mouth of Troy:
What's the deal with God's obsession with foreskin?
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