If monkeys fly out of your butt, it makes me wonder what you were eating. Did you find a little baby winged monkeys to eat? If so, I'd like to try some.
From the mouth of Troy:
The clown finally made me laugh after I noticed he had puke on his big red shoes.
From the mouth of Troy:
She must be the cleanest girl in the world or else she has some bowel problem because every time I call her, her roommate says she's in the bathroom.
From the mouth of Troy:
Truth is crude. Lies are warm and pretty. We make women wear them all over their face. I prefer crude.