If monkeys fly out of your butt, it makes me wonder what you were eating. Did you find a little baby winged monkeys to eat? If so, I'd like to try some.
From the mouth of Troy:
I'd tell you the irony of it all, but I've never really understood irony.
From the mouth of Troy:
I stole a wad of cash from the orphanage. I figure I've given them so many orphans that they owe me.
From the mouth of Troy:
I'm not a bad person. I just enjoy stabbing people. Also, vote for me.