I've just never been committed enough to be a good alcoholic.
From the mouth of Troy:
The guy in the cube next to mine was surprised to find a gloryhole in his cube wall, but he was even more surprised by my penis in it. I'm like, dude, don't you know what a gloryhole is for?
From the mouth of Troy:
I don't want to get into the details, but my first day on the job as a sword swallower didn't go so great.
From the mouth of Troy:
The strangest thing about aging is I have watched my belly button gradually move up my stomach throughout the years. It's now sitting above my right nipple. I'm so self-conscious about it that I almost put a shirt on when I go to Home Depot.