From the mouth of Troy:

I've been on this planet many years, but I just figured out today I can lick my own armpit.

From the mouth of Troy:

We were frolicking in the water and I held her head under a little too long. Oops.

From the mouth of Troy:

When I looked in the toilet and saw undigested corn I didn't think it unusual until I realized it was still on the cob.

From the mouth of Troy:

Sometimes you find cheese in strange places.