From the mouth of Troy:

I hope this third circumcision takes.

From the mouth of Troy:

Nobody appreciates the amount of work it takes to be a good creeper.

From the mouth of Troy:

All I want is for you to love me so I can break your heart.

From the mouth of Troy:

I stole a wad of cash from the orphanage. I figure I've given them so many orphans that they owe me.