From the mouth of Troy:

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's those damn leprechauns.

From the mouth of Troy:

Yeah... a few kids got hit because I was distracting the crossing guard. But on the plus side, I GOT HER PHONE NUMBER!

From the mouth of Troy:

Sometimes you find cheese in strange places.

From the mouth of Troy:

Spontaneous human combustion is extremely rare, therefore I've always found it bewildering I've witnessed it occur so many times to people I meet.