From the mouth of Troy:

The clown finally made me laugh after I noticed he had puke on his big red shoes.

From the mouth of Troy:

I've been on this planet many years, but I just figured out today I can lick my own armpit.

From the mouth of Troy:

I don’t know why I thought an alligator would make a good pet. I miss my boy.

From the mouth of Troy:

Do my Sims believe in the existence of me?