From the mouth of Troy:

Nobody appreciates the amount of work it takes to be a good creeper.

From the mouth of Troy:

How come nobody ever let me in on this whole masturbation thing until now? This is awesome! What will they come up with next? I won't give away the ending in case you haven't tried it.

From the mouth of Troy:

The world finds many interesting ways to tell you that you're a failure.

From the mouth of Troy:

I'm a good looking man when the lights are out as long as you don't touch me and I don't speak.