From the mouth of Troy:

I've been on this planet many years, but I just figured out today I can lick my own armpit.

From the mouth of Troy:

I've was never hired for any job where I puked during the interview. I'm not sure there is a correlation. It just seems odd, that's all.

From the mouth of Troy:

When I looked in the toilet and saw undigested corn I didn't think it unusual until I realized it was still on the cob.

From the mouth of Troy:

I don't want to hear about your problem. I'm still trying to deal with my inability to throw away pen caps.