From the mouth of Troy:

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's those damn leprechauns.

From the mouth of Troy:

Just suffered through my 4th failed circumcision. I guess I should just accept that I'm going to have foreskin.

From the mouth of Troy:

I stole a wad of cash from the orphanage. I figure I've given them so many orphans that they owe me.

From the mouth of Troy:

I hope this third circumcision takes.