From the mouth of Troy:

Great people don't take credit for anything. I'll take credit anywhere I can get it.

From the mouth of Troy:

No matter how much moisturizer I put on my hand, it's still dry. Hopefully it will be better after the doctor reattaches it.

From the mouth of Troy:

His shoes gave him away. Yes, he had to be an asshole.

From the mouth of Troy:

Yeah... a few kids got hit because I was distracting the crossing guard. But on the plus side, I GOT HER PHONE NUMBER!