From the mouth of Troy:

I'm a good looking man when the lights are out as long as you don't touch me and I don't speak.

From the mouth of Troy:

I asked him to get off of his soapbox so I could get the soap.

From the mouth of Troy:

I did my best to give my boy a name the other kids wouldn't make fun of, but alas, I failed. I'm so sorry, Flukhed.

From the mouth of Troy:

If you build it I will piss on it.