From the mouth of Troy:

It's always Halloween in my pants!

From the mouth of Troy:

We were frolicking in the water and I held her head under a little too long. Oops.

From the mouth of Troy:

My clothes aren't a statement. I simply use them to cover my genitalia. It's a law you know.

From the mouth of Troy:

Dead people are among the most inconsiderate people you will ever meet.