From the mouth of Troy:

It's always Halloween in my pants!

From the mouth of Troy:

Sometimes you find cheese in strange places.

From the mouth of Troy:

Believe me, I am quite aware of just how stupid I look when I'm dancing.

From the mouth of Troy:

When I was a kid I had a crush on the little girl next door. I'd like to find her now to see if my tastes have changed. My guess is they have, because I tend to not like children.