From the mouth of Troy:

Great people are modest and don't take credit for anything. I'll take credit anywhere I can get it.

From the mouth of Troy:

Do my Sims believe in the existence of me?

From the mouth of Troy:

I lost an entire Q-tip in my ear.

From the mouth of Troy:

The strangest thing about aging is I have watched my belly button gradually move up my stomach throughout the years. It's now sitting above my right nipple. I'm so self-conscious about it that I almost put a shirt on when I go to Home Depot.