From the mouth of Troy:

When I looked in the toilet and saw undigested corn I didn't think it unusual until I realized it was still on the cob.

From the mouth of Troy:

My clothes aren't a statement. I simply use them to cover my genitalia. It's a law you know.

From the mouth of Troy:

If you leave your mother in the refrigerator long enough, she will look like any other food.

From the mouth of Troy:

Sometimes you find cheese in strange places.