From the mouth of Troy:

Baby, you know I can't afford a night at the Ritz, but with this jug of wine we can make magic in the back of my Corolla.

From the mouth of Troy:

If you build it I will piss on it.

From the mouth of Troy:

I hope this third circumcision takes.

From the mouth of Troy:

I asked him to get off of his soapbox so I could get the soap.