From the mouth of Troy:

I shit my pants in the shower. I don't know why I was wearing pants in the shower.

From the mouth of Troy:

I found my nipple in the strangest place.

From the mouth of Troy:

I'm a good looking man when the lights are out as long as you don't touch me and I don't speak.

From the mouth of Troy:

Never forget the sacrifice Mothra made for you.