From the mouth of Troy:

Anything interesting can be ruined by dullards.

From the mouth of Troy:

When I was a kid I had a crush on the little girl next door. I'd like to find her now to see if my tastes have changed. My guess is they have, because I tend to not like children.

From the mouth of Troy:

Yeah... a few kids got hit because I was distracting the crossing guard. But on the plus side, I GOT HER PHONE NUMBER!

From the mouth of Troy:

I've just never been committed enough to be a good alcoholic.