From the mouth of Troy:

The truth is wrong, so sometimes you have to lie to make it right.

From the mouth of Troy:

I did my best to give my boy a name the other kids wouldn't make fun of, but alas, I failed. I'm so sorry, Flukhed.

From the mouth of Troy:

All I want is for you to love me so I can break your heart.

From the mouth of Troy:

I'd tell you the irony of it all, but I've never really understood irony.