From the mouth of Troy:

If you leave your mother in the refrigerator long enough, she will look like any other food.

From the mouth of Troy:

The guy in the cube next to mine was surprised to find a gloryhole in his cube wall, but he was even more surprised by my penis in it. I'm like, dude, don't you know what a gloryhole is for?

From the mouth of Troy:

If you leave your mother in the refrigerator long enough, she will look like any other food.

From the mouth of Troy:

Nobody appreciates the amount of work it takes to be a good creeper.