From the mouth of Troy:

I wanted to make them laugh but instead I made them sick.

From the mouth of Troy:

You can make a good living out of being useless.

From the mouth of Troy:

Truth is crude. Lies are warm and pretty. We make women wear them all over their face. I prefer crude.

From the mouth of Troy:

I don't want to hear about your problem. I'm still trying to deal with my inability to throw away pen caps.