From the mouth of Troy:

How many of your boyfriends am I going to have to kill before I'm the next in line? Jeez, it ought to be my turn by now.

From the mouth of Troy:

If monkeys fly out of your butt, it makes me wonder what you were eating. Did you find a little baby winged monkeys to eat? If so, I'd like to try some.

From the mouth of Troy:

I'm planning on kicking the habit. I'm planning on slapping her, too.

From the mouth of Troy:

Some days you have to make a fool of yourself just to break the monotony.