From the mouth of Troy:

Great people are modest and don't take credit for anything. I'll take credit anywhere I can get it.

From the mouth of Troy:

Never forget the sacrifice Mothra made for you.

From the mouth of Troy:

Just suffered through my 4th failed circumcision. I guess I should just accept that I'm going to have foreskin.

From the mouth of Troy:

I've forgotten the names of some of the people I've had sex with. I feel that is an accomplishment.