From the mouth of Troy:

I found my nipple in the strangest place.

From the mouth of Troy:

Nobody appreciates the amount of work it takes to be a good creeper.

From the mouth of Troy:

I'm wanted by the law, but at least I'm wanted.

From the mouth of Troy:

She must be the cleanest girl in the world or else she has some bowel problem because every time I call her, her roommate says she's in the bathroom.