From the mouth of Troy:

Sometimes you find cheese in strange places.

From the mouth of Troy:

I've was never hired for any job where I puked during the interview. I'm not sure there is a correlation. It just seems odd, that's all.

From the mouth of Troy:

I've forgotten the names of some of the people I've had sex with. I feel that is an accomplishment.

From the mouth of Troy:

When I was a kid I had a crush on the little girl next door. I'd like to find her now to see if my tastes have changed. My guess is they have, because I tend to not like children.