From the mouth of Troy:

When I looked in the toilet and saw undigested corn I didn't think it unusual until I realized it was still on the cob.

From the mouth of Troy:

Baby, you know I can't afford a night at the Ritz, but with this jug of wine we can make magic in the back of my Corolla.

From the mouth of Troy:

The clown finally made me laugh after I noticed he had puke on his big red shoes.

From the mouth of Troy:

Do my Sims believe in the existence of me?