From the mouth of Troy:

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's those damn leprechauns.

From the mouth of Troy:

The world finds many interesting ways to tell you that you're a failure.

From the mouth of Troy:

Nobody appreciates the amount of work it takes to be a good creeper.

From the mouth of Troy:

I shit my pants in the shower. I don't know why I was wearing pants in the shower.