From the mouth of Troy:

Truth is crude. Lies are warm and pretty. We make women wear them all over their face. I prefer crude.

From the mouth of Troy:

I hope this third circumcision takes.

From the mouth of Troy:

I don’t know why I thought an alligator would make a good pet. I miss my boy.

From the mouth of Troy:

I'd tell you the irony of it all, but I've never really understood irony.