From the mouth of Troy:

I don't want to hear about your problem. I'm still trying to deal with my inability to throw away pen caps.

From the mouth of Troy:

All I want is for you to love me so I can break your heart.

From the mouth of Troy:

I found my nipple in the strangest place.

From the mouth of Troy:

I have two modes: I am either scratching my balls or wishing I could be scratching my balls.