From the mouth of Troy:

When I was a kid I had a crush on the little girl next door. I'd like to find her now to see if my tastes have changed. My guess is they have, because I tend to not like children.

From the mouth of Troy:

It's been morning all day long.

From the mouth of Troy:

The truth is wrong, so sometimes you have to lie to make it right.

From the mouth of Troy:

Great people are modest and don't take credit for anything. I'll take credit anywhere I can get it.