From the mouth of Troy:

I have two modes: I am either scratching my balls or wishing I could be scratching my balls.

From the mouth of Troy:

We were frolicking in the water and I held her head under a little too long. Oops.

From the mouth of Troy:

Nobody appreciates the amount of work it takes to be a good creeper.

From the mouth of Troy:

It's always Halloween in my pants!