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The Adventures of Sally the Slut

Episode 2

The Dilemma

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From the mouth of Troy:

When I was a kid I had a crush on the little girl next door. I'd like to find her now to see if my tastes have changed. My guess is they have, because I tend to not like children.

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From the mouth of Troy:

People think I'm a monster because I run over every manatee I see with my boat, but I'm out for revenge ever since one of those wretched creatures ate my boy.

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From the mouth of Troy:

How come nobody has figured out how awesome I am?

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From the mouth of Troy:

How many of your boyfriends am I going to have to kill before I'm the next in line? Jeez, it ought to be my turn by now.

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From the mouth of Troy:

I'm wanted by the law, but at least I'm wanted.

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From the mouth of Troy:

I'm planning on kicking the habit. I'm planning on slapping her, too.

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From the mouth of Troy:

Mr. Peanut may be classier than me, but at least I usually wear pants in public!

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From the mouth of Troy:

Sometimes I'm inclined to believe there is more to life than sex with crack whores.

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