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Episode 2
The Dilemma
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From the mouth of Troy:
Today I completely cut off my hand with my bandsaw. You know me… anything for a laugh.
From the mouth of Troy:
You can make a good living out of being useless.
From the mouth of Troy:
I'm not a genius, but I was hoping I'd fool at least one person.
From the mouth of Troy:
My wife hates when I sleep with other women, but she sure does love the stuff I steal from them!
From the mouth of Troy:
Some days you have to make a fool of yourself just to break the monotony.
From the mouth of Troy:
Truth is crude. Lies are warm and pretty. We make women wear them all over their face. I prefer crude.
From the mouth of Troy:
Got to heaven only to find God is an annoying name dropper.
From the mouth of Troy:
When I looked in the toilet and saw undigested corn I didn't think it unusual until I realized it was still on the cob.