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I believe I’ve finally perfected my old man smell. Look out, ladies!

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Yeah... a few kids got hit because I was distracting the crossing guard. But on the plus side, I GOT HER PHONE NUMBER!

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I'd like to find a quiet place to live where the people are kind and the crime rate is low. Then I'd steal stuff.

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I'm a good looking man when the lights are out as long as you don't touch me and I don't speak.

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I don't want to get into the details, but my first day on the job as a sword swallower didn't go so great.

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I was little pissed off at first, but in retrospect I think it was probably a good idea of the court to take my kids away from me. Besides, I can always make more.

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How come nobody has figured out how awesome I am?

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Spontaneous human combustion is extremely rare, therefore I've always found it bewildering I've witnessed it occur so many times to people I meet.

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The Adventures of Sally the Slut

Episode 2

The Dilemma

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