From the mouth of Troy:

Baby, you know I can't afford a night at the Ritz, but with this jug of wine we can make magic in the back of my Corolla.

From the mouth of Troy:

I'm so tired of being judged for my giant penis.

From the mouth of Troy:

The bullying in public school has gotten so bad that we decided to home bully our kid.

From the mouth of Troy:

The world finds many interesting ways to tell you that you're a failure.

From the mouth of Troy:

I'm a good looking man when the lights are out as long as you don't touch me and I don't speak.

From the mouth of Troy:

Life can be explained by a dirty joke.

From the mouth of Troy:

Do my Sims believe in the existence of me?

From the mouth of Troy:

I've been stuck in this Columbia House deal for 30 years. I just need to buy 48 more albums at regular price + shipping and handling then I'm free!