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The Adventures of Sally the Slut

Episode 2

The Dilemma

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From the mouth of Troy:

I know we're all busy, but occasionally you should take a break and ask yourself, "Why am I the only one naked here?"

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From the mouth of Troy:

My wife hates when I sleep with other women, but she sure does love the stuff I steal from them!

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From the mouth of Troy:

I've been on this planet many years, but I just figured out today I can lick my own armpit.

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From the mouth of Troy:

By the time it occurred to me that tuna fish don’t have fingers, it was too late… I’d eaten the whole can of StarKist.

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From the mouth of Troy:

How many of your boyfriends am I going to have to kill before I'm the next in line? Jeez, it ought to be my turn by now.

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From the mouth of Troy:

If you leave your mother in the refrigerator long enough, she will look like any other food.

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From the mouth of Troy:

I'm not a genius, but I was hoping I'd fool at least one person.

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From the mouth of Troy:

I'm a good looking man when the lights are out as long as you don't touch me and I don't speak.

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