When I was a kid I had a crush on the little girl next door. I'd like to find her now to see if my tastes have changed. My guess is they have, because I tend to not like children.
From the mouth of Troy:
I've was never hired for any job where I puked during the interview. I'm not sure there is a correlation. It just seems odd, that's all.
From the mouth of Troy:
The guy in the cube next to mine was surprised to find a gloryhole in his cube wall, but he was even more surprised by my penis in it. I'm like, dude, don't you know what a gloryhole is for?
From the mouth of Troy:
I stole a wad of cash from the orphanage. I figure I've given them so many orphans that they owe me.
From the mouth of Troy:
I'm not as dumb as I am.
From the mouth of Troy:
Never forget the sacrifice Mothra made for you.
From the mouth of Troy:
How many of your boyfriends am I going to have to kill before I'm the next in line? Jeez, it ought to be my turn by now.