I'm not a bad person. I just enjoy stabbing people. Also, vote for me.
From the mouth of Troy:
My wife hates when I sleep with other women, but she sure does love the stuff I steal from them!
From the mouth of Troy:
Heading to Texas to impregnate some women. Wait until those legislators see the abominations of nature my sperm creates.
From the mouth of Troy:
I wish Hollywood would remake The Breakfast Club using monkeys for the actors. I'd watch that.
From the mouth of Troy:
The world finds many interesting ways to tell you that you're a failure.
From the mouth of Troy:
I found my nipple in the strangest place.
From the mouth of Troy:
Mr. Peanut may be classier than me, but at least I usually wear pants in public!
From the mouth of Troy:
The guy in the cube next to mine was surprised to find a gloryhole in his cube wall, but he was even more surprised by my penis in it. I'm like, dude, don't you know what a gloryhole is for?