The guy in the cube next to mine was surprised to find a gloryhole in his cube wall, but he was even more surprised by my penis in it. I'm like, dude, don't you know what a gloryhole is for?
From the mouth of Troy:
I hope this third circumcision takes.
From the mouth of Troy:
Great people are modest and don't take credit for anything. I'll take credit anywhere I can get it.
From the mouth of Troy:
Never forget the sacrifice Mothra made for you.
From the mouth of Troy:
Yeah... a few kids got hit because I was distracting the crossing guard. But on the plus side, I GOT HER PHONE NUMBER!
From the mouth of Troy:
The bullying in public school has gotten so bad that we decided to home bully our kid.
From the mouth of Troy:
We were frolicking in the water and I held her head under a little too long. Oops.
From the mouth of Troy:
I'd tell you the irony of it all, but I've never really understood irony.