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Episode 2
The Dilemma
See the previous Sally cartoon
From the mouth of Troy:
If you cut off a man's dick and stuff it in his mouth, don't expect you're ever going to be able to salvage your relationship with him.
From the mouth of Troy:
Dead people are among the most inconsiderate people you will ever meet.
From the mouth of Troy:
Sometimes you find cheese in strange places.
From the mouth of Troy:
I'm not as dumb as I am.
From the mouth of Troy:
I asked him to get off of his soapbox so I could get the soap.
From the mouth of Troy:
When I looked in the toilet and saw undigested corn I didn't think it unusual until I realized it was still on the cob.
From the mouth of Troy:
By the time it occurred to me that tuna fish don’t have fingers, it was too late… I’d eaten the whole can of StarKist.
From the mouth of Troy:
It's been morning all day long.