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The Adventures of Sally the Slut

Episode 2

The Dilemma

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From the mouth of Troy:

The truth is wrong, so sometimes you have to lie to make it right.

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From the mouth of Troy:

We were frolicking in the water and I held her head under a little too long. Oops.

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From the mouth of Troy:

I've just never been committed enough to be a good alcoholic.

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From the mouth of Troy:

I wish Hollywood would remake The Breakfast Club using monkeys for the actors. I'd watch that.

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From the mouth of Troy:

The bullying in public school has gotten so bad that we decided to home bully our kid.

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From the mouth of Troy:

If you cut off a man's dick and stuff it in his mouth, don't expect you're ever going to be able to salvage your relationship with him.

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From the mouth of Troy:

I'm a good looking man when the lights are out as long as you don't touch me and I don't speak.

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From the mouth of Troy:

First chip was stale. Better try another in case it was a fluke. Second chip was stale. Better try another. Turns out none of these chips in the couch cushions were fresh!

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