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Episode 2
The Dilemma
See the previous Sally cartoon
From the mouth of Troy:
I wish Hollywood would remake The Breakfast Club using monkeys for the actors. I'd watch that.
From the mouth of Troy:
His shoes gave him away. Yes, he had to be an asshole.
From the mouth of Troy:
Do my Sims believe in the existence of me?
From the mouth of Troy:
She must be the cleanest girl in the world or else she has some bowel problem because every time I call her, her roommate says she's in the bathroom.
From the mouth of Troy:
Every morning I lose a Q-tip in my ear. I wonder where they are all going.
From the mouth of Troy:
I asked him to get off of his soapbox so I could get the soap.
From the mouth of Troy:
Nobody appreciates the amount of work it takes to be a good creeper.
From the mouth of Troy:
I have two modes: I am either scratching my balls or wishing I could be scratching my balls.