My clothes aren't a statement. I simply use them to cover my genitalia. It's a law you know.
From the mouth of Troy:
I wanted to make them laugh but instead I made them sick.
From the mouth of Troy:
First chip was stale. Better try another in case it was a fluke. Second chip was stale. Better try another. Turns out none of these chips in the couch cushions were fresh!
From the mouth of Troy:
People think I'm a monster because I run over every manatee I see with my boat, but I'm out for revenge ever since one of those wretched creatures ate my boy.
From the mouth of Troy:
I shit my pants in the shower. I don't know why I was wearing pants in the shower.
From the mouth of Troy:
I found my nipple in the strangest place.
From the mouth of Troy:
It's been morning all day long.
From the mouth of Troy:
We were frolicking in the water and I held her head under a little too long. Oops.