Dead people are among the most inconsiderate people you will ever meet.
From the mouth of Troy:
If you cut off a man's dick and stuff it in his mouth, don't expect you're ever going to be able to salvage your relationship with him.
From the mouth of Troy:
If monkeys fly out of your butt, it makes me wonder what you were eating. Did you find a little baby winged monkeys to eat? If so, I'd like to try some.
From the mouth of Troy:
How come nobody has figured out how awesome I am?
From the mouth of Troy:
It's always Halloween in my pants!
From the mouth of Troy:
I wonder if I had a little mushroom penis I would start hating immigrants.
From the mouth of Troy:
Sometimes I'm inclined to believe there is more to life than sex with crack whores.
From the mouth of Troy:
I'm a good looking man when the lights are out as long as you don't touch me and I don't speak.