From the mouth of Troy:

I did my best to give my boy a name the other kids wouldn't make fun of, but alas, I failed. I'm so sorry, Flukhed.

From the mouth of Troy:

The strangest thing about aging is I have watched my belly button gradually move up my stomach throughout the years. It's now sitting above my right nipple. I'm so self-conscious about it that I almost put a shirt on when I go to Home Depot.